The Teleporters were formed by the only two attendees of Octogram's 21st birthday bash, held in his grotty Brighton abode in the post-Britpop years. When the vodka kisses ran out we lamented together, sobbing and groaning to the rhythms of a Mogwai remix CD. Octogram at this point had no curtains in his windows and, when we switched off the light to bed down that night, we discovered we'd drawn a modest crowd of rats and gulls on the mattress-strewn lawn.
Now we're aiming to hit it big with soaring choruses and big name producers, saying things like 'mahoosive' in interviews and arsing about. We are available for bookings.

Monday, 18 April 2016

New Teleporters Material!




The Teleporters' latest release is entitled 'Travellin' Without Movin'' and will be exclusively available at Goodpress's 'That's Life!' event, part of Glasgow Zine Fest, opening 30th April at 5 St. Margaret’s Place, Glasgow.

Goodpress explain that they "...present a newly constructed, contemporary chronicle of audio offerings from a vast and sprawling pool of artists, musicians, writers, and individuals of cultural note. Each piece of audio resides in a C20, and will be offered for reproduction via the use of a tape duplicator for the price of £2 a pop, along with individual artworks to adorn the casings"
Click here and here for more details.

Side 1 of Travellin Without Movin' can be heard here:

Thursday, 28 January 2016

Songs of Our Sceptred Isle

Teleporters Curate Archival Release of Immense Historical Significance


The Teleporters emerge from their misty place of mystery this month to unveil a new album on the popular 'compact disc' format through their latest champions Chocolate Monk. This ambitious 45-copy release is a departure for the crows-footed duo, who have temporarily eschewed their own sonic meanderings to present to the public ear the lost voices of of our fair nation. Culled from literally dozens of minutes of field recordings, The Teleporters take us on a journey from konk to heel of our much ashrivelled empire to celebrate the eternal minstrel that stalks the earthen soil, a rose betwixt his teeth and a service station muffin in his back pocket. Long  may you prance, England's own trickster-sage.
Click here to purchase.

Tuesday, 19 January 2016

The Teleporters were formed by the only two attendees of Octogram's 21st birthday bash, held in his grotty Brighton abode in the post-Britpop years. When the vodka kisses ran out we lamented together, sobbing and groaning to the rhythms of a Mogwai remix CD. Octogram at this point had no curtains in his windows and, when we switched off the light to bed down that night, we discovered we'd drawn a modest crowd of rats and gulls on the mattress-strewn lawn.

Now we're aiming to hit it big with soaring choruses and big name producers, saying things like 'mahoosive' in interviews and arsing about. We are available for bookings.

Monday, 18 January 2016



"The Pompous Journey"
Ltd tape only release on Goaty Tapes 2011




"Corsica Night Flight/The Secret Millionaire"
Ltd Tape only release on Savoury Days 2009